sprockets, sockets, grommets & gaskets ([info]randomdreams) wrote,
My dog is currently eating a large piece of raw sweet potato.
Very, very loudly.
[info]manintheboat, this afternoon: "I should know enough to not send a man and a dog to clean up a bunch of blood." When a large piece of buffalo steak thawed in the fridge, it leaked extensively, and I figured Lily was going to deal with the stuff from nose-level down, while I dealt with the stuff above that. Don't assume.

I went out riding today. Huuuuge wind from the west, so I tore along east out to Brighton on a modified Toxic Waste Ride, maybe 60km or thereabouts.

At one point, there was a coyote sitting beside the road, just watching cars (and me) go by.

At some point in the middle of nowhere, north of the old airport and deep in an industrial district -- like, the only things nearby were huge parking lots filled with semi truck trailers and a couple fenced yards filled with rusting Caterpillar Tractor parts -- what to my wandering eye should appear but a couple with shaved heads, well, uh, coupling. More or less right beside the road. Usually those sorts of shenanigans only go on in more populated areas: we were a couple km from the nearest house or reasonable place to stay. Generally speaking, this is a sign that Spring is upon us. It was an odd place to be overtaken by the hornies, is all I'm saying. It was probably an extreme version of our general Colorado fall habit, where, come late September, every good weekend is met by an onslaught of people desperate to get in one last good weekend outside before The Coming Of Winter. And, then, the next weekend, same thing. Two months later, we're all exhausted because we've been desperately running around like maniacs every weekend. Exhausting.

There's one bit where the old route used to be on the road, but they've put in a path a half-dozen meters to one side. People who have been riding that way for a while still use the road (in part because if you're on the path, cars don't see you and then they run you down at intersections, one of several reasons why bike paths that aren't well-separated are so much more dangerous than riding on the road in traffic. John Forester estimated 10,000 times more dangerous, while other less biased people like the NTSB have claimed more like 100 times more dangerous.) My route led me across a park and onto the path, which I took intending to move over to the road at one of the points where they converge, so I'm powering through flocks of geese (yelling HONK! HONK! because I think it's funny) and gulls and their accumulated fewmets and I look over at the road beside me. There are three dudes on really sheik bikes, aero bars, aero wheels, slick matching lycra jerseys, drafting along like a freight train. Cool: maybe I can catch up with them and draft them for a bit. Then more geese to dodge, some kids, back into an open area, I look over, and I'm still right beside them. Hm, interesting. So we got to the stoplight, which was red, and all conglomerated, and since I don't have a shy bone anywhere in my body I started trying to talk to them, mentioned the coyote (didn't mention the people scrogging, since these were total strangers, and I only tell stuff like that to people I kind of know... well, except for the half of you I don't know, but hey, my journal's marked adult concepts so at least you know what you're in for.) The guys were having none of it. They answered only in monosyllables, "yeah" and "huh." I thought . o O (okay, fine, be that way) so when the cross-light turned yellow I clipped in, balanced at a dead stop, and took off just as the light turned green, like my butt was on fire (a phrase I picked up from [info]sistawendy , as she used to say about Her Puppiness.) Cranked it up to 35k into the headwind, since we were now on the homeward track, put my elbows on the hoods for the Pete Penseyres version of aero handlebars, cranked the speed up a bit more, and left all three of them behind, with their nice fancy expensive lah-di-dah bikes. Posers.

Somewhere in the middle of Speer, I saw a guy headed the other way on a black fixie. He looked like Lyle Lovett, all in black, black bike, and he was surfing: wind at his back, standing up on his bike, one foot on the saddle and the other on the handlebars, arms outstretched to catch as much wind as possible, zooming along in the other direction. It was a very cool Bad Idea In Action.

Here's something I like about Colorado. We have mostly cloudless days almost every day, but right as the sun goes down and the temperature drops, all the clouds suddenly show up, clustered along the mountains to the west, for Yet Another Beautiful Sunset.
sunsetNov1608



[info]ziz and his lady dropped off an enormous spice cake. That was all we ate the whole morning. [info]manintheboat made something fabulous for dinner. Day made of awesome: it just needed to be about twice as long.


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[info]apotropaic

November 17 2008, 01:17:54 UTC 3 years ago

What did she cook? I want to live vicariously through you. Although not if it involved the aforementioned buffalo. I can handle the sweet potatoes and the spice cake though!

Hey - are you going to be around Tuesday? That's when I get my free turkey.

Alas, my weekend involved work. Bleck. But there were baby deer on campus when I left! Glad the coyote was on your side of town...

[info]randomdreams

November 17 2008, 01:42:12 UTC 3 years ago

It involved chicken and sweet potato and bell pepper and all the recently-harvested tomato, plus some saffron and a bit of chili. It was sort of Indian, over rice, and delicious.
We can figure something out wrt Tues.
Baby deer are so cute. Especially when they're way, way, way downtown. That's like, what, 15km to the nearest field, from where you work?

[info]manintheboat

November 17 2008, 02:05:00 UTC 3 years ago

Tuesdy is family night, broken laptop. spell bad.

[info]apotropaic

November 17 2008, 02:58:22 UTC 3 years ago

It's not broken because of Zeke, is it?
Are family nights now on Tuesdays because of school?

I'm happy to just drop the turkey off before you go out on Tuesday, or I can just keep it in my fridge until Wednesday. I just don't think I've got room in my freezer for it. Although actually I might... my freezer's at a low point at the moment. So nevermind all that - when do you want turkey?

[info]randomdreams

November 17 2008, 04:28:54 UTC 3 years ago

Not Zeke. Don't worry about it. ALL the computers here are broken except the one you gave us.

Maybe Wed? would that be possible? Nikki's in class, but I don't have anything planned other than the usual.

[info]apotropaic

3 years ago

[info]petrona

November 17 2008, 01:22:31 UTC 3 years ago

In that case, you might enjoy this:

http://littera-abactor.livejournal.com/7748.html

[info]randomdreams

November 17 2008, 01:43:39 UTC 3 years ago

Heh, yes, we were thinking about that when she was crunching.
"You have never fed me. EVER." is one of our favorite phrases around here, used as an emotional cudgel when the other person is supposed to be making something deliciously crunchable and is instead poking about on LJ.

[info]petrona

November 17 2008, 03:16:14 UTC 3 years ago

And here I thought only my kids did that....LOL.

[info]karena

November 17 2008, 02:37:56 UTC 3 years ago

That..Was...Awesome!

[info]petrona

November 17 2008, 03:06:35 UTC 3 years ago

Isn't it though? Glad you enjoyed it as much as I did.

[info]gows

November 17 2008, 03:01:44 UTC 3 years ago

Augh! Beat me to it!

You've read, I presume, "Dogs in Elk?"

[info]gows

November 17 2008, 03:02:30 UTC 3 years ago

Oh--and we had a lovely, lovely sunset too. :)

[info]petrona

November 17 2008, 03:15:01 UTC 3 years ago

Nope, I don't think I have. Do share.

[info]gows

3 years ago

[info]randomdreams

November 17 2008, 04:27:21 UTC 3 years ago

We keep talking about buying Lily a buffalo carcass...

[info]apotropaic

3 years ago

[info]karena

November 17 2008, 02:23:51 UTC 3 years ago

I love your Biking Tales!

[info]randomdreams

November 17 2008, 04:26:11 UTC 3 years ago

One of the many sad things about winter is much less biking tales, alas. Much less biking tail, too, also alas.

[info]karena

November 17 2008, 17:17:42 UTC 3 years ago

How did you know I originally made that typo? ;) :D

[info]dealan_de

November 17 2008, 03:34:22 UTC 3 years ago

I loved your story - makes me miss Colorado. Then I went to the link in the comments about the dog and the sweet potato... have not laughed that hard in awhile.

It is all good.

[info]randomdreams

November 17 2008, 04:26:55 UTC 3 years ago

That's the best thing about this place, is the discussion/commentary. I just try and start big fires so lots of people come over and add the good bits.

[info]maribou

November 17 2008, 05:10:11 UTC 3 years ago

Aw man, spice cake all morning? I had nothing but food made of yum from breakfast through dinner today, and I'm STILL jealous.

[info]randomdreams

November 17 2008, 05:53:24 UTC 3 years ago

It's good spice cake. It has peppercorns in it.

[info]sistawendy

November 17 2008, 05:32:06 UTC 3 years ago

It's been so long since my Puppigrrl ran - over three years - that I don't remember saying that about the burning butt. It sure sounds like me, though.

[info]randomdreams

November 17 2008, 05:54:17 UTC 3 years ago

This was a looooooooong time ago, when you first got on Midgard.

[info]elusis

November 18 2008, 00:42:20 UTC 3 years ago

Man, I miss those sunsets.

[info]randomdreams

November 18 2008, 00:58:49 UTC 3 years ago

I could set up SunSetCam. Inside, so the snow wouldn't bury it on a regular basis, presumably.
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