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[Jun. 15th, 2017|12:04 am]
sprockets, sockets, grommets & gaskets
I managed to get my Geiger counter together with my friend who is full of radioactive palladium the other day. Since we were outside, we were trying to find a slightly quieter place. There's a space between two buildings that has no windows, intended as a smoking area, so we walked into there and he stuck the counter probe pretty much down his pants and it started clattering wildly: nicely radioactive, easily detectable. Just as he did that, a guy in a suit walked out of the building and turned towards us, and my friend, in a very smooth move, swept the probe out and over towards one of the picnic benches there, and told the guy in the suit, "we're checking for radioactivity in the cigarette ashes!" He's smooth.

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[User Picture]From: pigshitpoet
2017-06-17 10:31 pm (UTC)

cigarette ashes and radioactive palladium

LOL

suits are so perpendicular, i crush their head!



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[User Picture]From: pigshitpoet
2017-06-17 10:33 pm (UTC)

radioactive palladium

how on earth did your friend become radioactive?
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[User Picture]From: randomdreams
2017-06-18 01:35 am (UTC)

Re: radioactive palladium

Injected with radioactive palladium pellets to try to stop prostate cancer!
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[User Picture]From: pigshitpoet
2017-06-19 12:35 am (UTC)

Re: radioactive palladium

WTF?

i know a marshall arts master that could have prevented all that. he restores circulation and the body does the rest. he staved of my trigeminal neuralgia which is excruciatingly painful, but the circulation seems to be clearing up that and more. it's our stupid dormant modern lifestyles and too much radiation sugar and shit.

i just found out that the rf may have caused the myelin sheath to deteriorate causing the tgn. i now have emf sickness. i know how i feel when exposed to a field, it feels like it kills my cells and i get tingly numb and fatigued. i've learned ways to recover, but being exposed again to a neighbouring field brings back the symptoms.

i am lobbying for a bilaw that forbids the installation of a smart meter or wifi within a specific signal strength and radius of sleeping areas in residences. i also want a civil ordinance to prohibit the broadcast of neighbouring waves into my private living space between the hours of 11pm and 8am just like loud noise ordinances.

this has reluctantly become my new life purpose.

mostly i just want to kill everybody - anger, that's a symptom of being hurt by wifi, like being hit with a taser. i just want to get even for the morons who continue to hurt me. i'm normally peaceful but the gloves are off. this is war. the whole thing is bloody sinister from my personal pain struggle and experience. i have doctor's who will witness to this. i just want to scream, but that just makes me feel worse.
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